if rory had a tumblr he’d tag every funny post as OMFG DYING but unlike everyone else he would mean it literally
A friend just sent me this—it’s the beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa. IDK who did this (if you do let me know), but it’s kind of fucking genius. And a little sad.
ETA: source found! http://emilysachs.tumblr.com/
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors
